You might be a reneck if…

Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.

Your bumper sticker reads “If you’re missing your cat, look in my treads. ”

You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.

You’ve ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she’d take the hint.

Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.

You place a classified asking less than $1.

You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.

Higher math means counting over 10.

The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.

You have a lucky rabbit’s foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.

Funny Jokes:

1. Signs You Might Be A Redneck
2. Going to the movies
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4. The guide to wife translations
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6. You might be a redneck if 04
7. Guide to wife translations
8. Why Do I Always Need A Title?
9. 134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
10. 18 friends and u momma
11. No Sex on the Ark!
12. You might be a redneck if 56
13. the bear and the rabbit
14. Movie Theater
15. Drive-In Movie

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