You might be a redneck if…

Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.

You’ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.

Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.

The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

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