You know your Italian because…
If someone in your family grows beyond 5’9’’ it is presumed that their mother had an affair.
You know your Italian because…
You have at least 5 cousins living on the same block or town.
All five of these cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
You know your Italian because…
You netted more than $50,000 at your first communion.
You know your Italian because…
You can bench press 325 pounds…shave twice a day…And still cry when your mother yells at you!
(Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah):) 
Funny Jokes:
- More Italian Shorts
- scent of an old Italian women
- The difference between American and Italian Kids
- How to Impress an Italian
- italian prostitute
- Only an Italian Would Understand
- How to tell if your baby is Italian.
- Typical Italian
- Italian smells
- Italian Funeral
- Italian Farting
- italian velcro
- Italian Tonys’
- 2 Italian men on a Bus
- An italian misunderstanding
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