* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five
each other. * During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. * He tells you that his last good case was a
“Budweiser.” * He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.” * During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. * He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.” * Every couple of minutes he yells, “I call Jack Daniels to the
stand!” and proceeds to drink a shot. * He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger. * He places a large “No Refunds” sign on the defense table

Funny Jokes:

1. You Need A New Lawyer When..
2. Need a new lawyer
3. Need a new lawyer
4. Lawyer Brains
5. Lawyer On His Deathbed
6. nobody wins
7. 2 Women
8. Lawyer On His Deathbed
9. Lawyer On His Deathbed
10. Signs and notices 09
11. A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina.
12. Tap Dancing Duck
13. I have a magical dancing duck
14. I have a magical dancing duck
15. Man Pisses In A Shot Glass

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