*You Are A Stoner If…*
Jay&Jay is “going to try to make these the best ones and tell me what you think”-PS: if you dont forgett
You Are A True Stoner If-
1-If you think the black and white specks on the T.V. is a good stoner movie.
2-If you only think that a true stoner only has weed when you need them(well a true stoner like me has weed 24/7
3-If you get a phone call and get pissed because that walk took too fuckin long.
4-If your parents find the weed that you left on the table because you forgot were you put it.
5-If you light a cigarette only thinking it was a joint.
6-If smokin weed is the only thing that you are not too lazy to do.
7-If your girlfriend calls and you are pissed because you had to move and tell her just to come over and fuck me.
9-If all you think about is weed,munchies,sex,sleep over and over.
10-If you always have visine in your weed pouch.
11-If you hat has a pot leaf on it.
12-If it takes you 20 min. just to get downstairs
13-If you get really fuckin pissed when you are hanging out with you friends and no one has weed.
14-If six hits wont even get you high anymore.
15-If you always need to wear green just for the benifit of the colour of weed.
16-Fuck dude it seems like ive been doing this for hours seriosly.
17-If you were knockin on someones door and it takes them 12 min. to get to it and you say “holy shit you were fast”.
18-If you need to cellabrate 420
19-If your email address is Jasonlocal420@wmconnect.com yea me and email me if you want more
20-If you have the munchies 24/7
21-If your room mate dosnt even smoke weed but every time he walks in he gets stoned because the place is always hot-boxed.
22-If you get lit on fire and the day you get out of the hospital you already have a 40 sack on you.
23-If you will only date a stoner.
24-If you dont trust people that dont smoke weed.
25-If you are always sleeping on shake.
26-If you can turn anything in to a pipe or bong.
27-If the only thing you had was watches and you use them.
28-If you started smokin at age 8 like me
29-If you forgot to go to your wedding
30-If you never noticed that I skipped #8
just for the hell of it Ijust got this email that said where would you $500 dollers go were do they think its going to fuckin go