A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium, when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing, “Damn, that was stupid, what a way to die,” she was thinking on the way down. As she pass the 14th floor a man standing at the railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude asks, “Do you suck?” “NO!” she shrieked, aghast. So, he throws her back over the railing. As she passed the 12th floor another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?”he asks. “Of course not!” she exclaimed, before she could stop herself. He drops her also. The poor woman prayed to god for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time by a man on the 8th floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in a panic. The man looks at her and says, “Slut!” and dropped her.

Funny Jokes:

1. Falling Blonde
2. wonder woman
3. a woman with no arms
4. Blonde Falling from a 25 story Building
5. Selecting a woman.
6. Pregnant Irish woman
7. This is one smart dog
8. Something Fishy
9. 3 whores
10. A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
11. evil woman
12. The woman is on fire
13. 2 drunks bar hopping
14. Each man gives a story
15. Busy In Heaven

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