A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead…”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The hunter says, “OK, now what?”

Funny Jokes:

1. The 2 Hunters
2. Deer Hunting
3. Two Redneck buddies
4. Two duck hunters
5. Two Bear Hunters
6. TWO BEAR HUNTERS
7. Free Butter
8. Get me an ambulence now
9. The 2 deer hunters.
10. The 2 deer hunters.
11. The Foo Bird.
12. The 2 moose hunters…
13. Hunter shot by fox
14. Answering machine message 62
15. Who keeps saying those things?

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