A woman was taking a shower and her little girl comes in and askes her mother, “Mommy, what are those?”(pointing at her tits)
In shock, her mother quickly replies,”Umm, Honey those are my, um.. flashlightes”
“Well, mommy, what is that?” the little girl asked,(pointing at her pussy)
“Honey, that is my garden”replies the mother.
Later that night the little girl walked in on her dad while he was jacking off.
“Daddy, what’s that?” (pointing at his dick)
“Well, darling, thats my snake”
“OK”
While the little girl was asleep, the mom and dad decided to fuck.
The little girl woke up with a nightmare and decided to go to her parents room.
“Well you can sleep in here but dont look under the covers.”
Then the parents started to fuck again. Of corse the little girl disobeyed her parents and looked under to covers. All of a sudden the little girl yelled.”Mommy, turn on your flashlights, there is a snake in your garden!”
Funny Jokes:
- Because I’m Blonde?
- Rubber Ducky
- naked sunbaking
- A Walk Through The Park…
- A Walk Through The Park…
- Out of the mouths of babes
- the curious kid
- Limo
- Rubber Ducky
- Three Daughters
- Washcloth
- The Innocent Little Boy
- BB’s
- Making a cake
- headlights
No tags
