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A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Polar bears are left handed.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.

Starfish don’t have brains.

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