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Jul/09

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Way too much to drink

After a hard day at the office, three guys decide to go out for a cocktail to wind down. The bar becomes very crowded, a few drinks turns into many and soon everyone is tanked. All three lose track of each other and end up going home separately.

The next day at the office, the three gather by the watercooler to discuss the past evenings events. The first guy says, “I got so drunk last night that I went home and blew chunks.” The second guy pipes in, “That’s nothing. I got so drunk that I got in my car and drove it right into a telephone pole. Totaled it. I didn’t get hurt but now I have no car.” The third guy says, “Well, I got so drunk that when I got home, I cussed my girlfriend out and knocked over a candle which lit the apartment on fire. She dumped me, all my belongings are destroyed and the home insurance won’t cover the damage.”

The first guy motions the two to come closer and whispers, “I’m not sure you understand. Chunks is my dog.”

Funny Jokes:

  1. Way too much to drink
  2. 3 Men in a Bar
  3. I’ll Drink To That
  4. Blowin Chunks
  5. Blowing chunks
  6. Blowing Chunks
  7. How Tall Is It?
  8. 3 days
  9. Arriving home very drunk
  10. Tell what happened
  11. Telephone accident
  12. A man is in a bar having a drink…
  13. THE GOOD SAMARITAN
  14. I’m just trying to be helpful
  15. A frog’s life…

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