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Oct/05

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Washing Machine

A wife calls upon her husband and asks if instead of saying sex that they could say washing machine instead and the husband agrees. Later that night in bed the husband asks “washing machine” the replies “ not tonight honey I’m too tired” the man angry turns over. A few seconds later the wife starts to think that maybe she should do her duty as a wife and turns over to her husband and says “washing machine” The man replies “no don’t worry it was a small load so I did it by hand.”

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