after leaving the bar one night this old drunk was on his way home kicking a vodka bottle when all of a sudden a jenie poped out of the bottle and told him he will grant him one wish. the drunk replied I want to be able to piss pure vodka the jenie snapped his fingers and said it is done so when the drund gets home hr runs to the kitchen and gets a glass and fills it up with piss .he smells it hmmm it smells like vodka so th taste it .sure enoph pure vodka about that time his wife walks in raising hell that he woke her up. he tells her the story so she smells the glass and then taste it and was amazed that it was true so they sat their the rest of the night getting drunk.the next day she meets him at the door with two glasses they get sloppy drunk again that night . the next night the same thing the night after same thing .so on the fourth night sure enoph she”s at the door again with two glasses. he tells her tonight we only need one glass the woman ask why .the drunk replys because tonight you”r drinking out of the bottle

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