Husband: Wife!! Children!! Get in the car. We’re gonna buy a computer.

Children: Yaaaayy!!

Wife: But Husband, we don’t know anything about computers. Shouldn’t we at least buy a magazine or something?? Maybe learn something before we spend our money??

Husband: Nonsense Wife. Nothing I can’t handle. Just let me do the talking.

Cut to the “Mass Market Computer Store”

Entry Level Clerk: Hello, how can I help you?

Husband: We want a computer. (Picks one at random) Tell me about this one??

Entry Level Clerk: That’s a really, really, REALLY good one.

Husband: How many RAMS does it have??

Entry Level Clerk: Well,…ummm…(reading from box) It has 128 MEGS OF RAM!!!

Husband: That’s good, right?

Entry Level Clerk: Of course. Think about it. It’s TWICE as good as 64 megs.

Husband: Wow – Good point. Does it have the Internet in it??

Funny Jokes:

1. Too Much Computer Time
2. An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
3. Computer Quotes
4. A husband with a computer addiction
5. A husband with a computer addiction
6. Typical
7. Buying from a store
8. An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
9. Computer Terms
10. Computer Terminology
11. Computer acronyms list
12. A Confused Computer
13. Hick computer terms
14. When I Die
15. Computer lingo guide

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