Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”

Carol explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.”

Donna got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! Those nails aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”

Funny Jokes:

1. A Little House Work
2. Blonde Builders
3. A big old horse named Benny
4. Horse Sense
5. What just happened here?
6. Horse pulls the car
7. The guide to wife translations
8. The guide to wife translations
9. Guide to wife translations
10. Lawyer in the house ?
11. Why Do I Always Need A Title?
12. Breaking into a house
13. Bill Gates’ House
14. White House
15. Boss of the House

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