There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come. Then along comes a boat.

The man on the boat asks ‘do you want any help?’ Man on the rock replies ‘no- the Lord will save me’-so then the man on the boat went away. A helicopter then came and asked him ‘do you want any help?’ The man replied ‘no – the Lord will save me!’ Then along comes another man on a boat and asks ‘do you want any help?’ and he said ‘no-the Lord will save me’.

By this stage he was up to his neck in water. He then drowned. He was at the holy gates and asked St. Peter ‘why didn’t the Lord save me????’

St.Peter said’ he sent you 2 boats a helicpter-what more do you want!?’

Funny Jokes:

1. The Lord Will Save Me
2. God granting miracles
3. Midgit with a boat
4. Midgit with a boat
5. Sherlock Holmes & Watson go to a Rock Museum
6. The Most Stupid Man On Earth
7. 4 Nuns
8. Boat
9. Boat troubles
10. Boat troubles
11. Boat troubles
12. Blonde And Rock N’ Roller
13. Favorite rock star?
14. Hillary goes to heaven
15. A Whore Biker and Pope Joke

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