Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

“How long will this take?”, she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years”, he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”

“Worked for your ass, didn’t it?”

Funny Jokes:

1. The Miracle of tp
2. Bicycle
3. Redneck Toilet Paper
4. Toilet paper.
5. Toilet paper.
6. Breast Enlargement
7. Just reading
8. No Name
9. Say Something Positive
10. $10 000 For a Kiss
11. viagra??? where???
12. 20 year anniversary
13. Blonde and a toilet
14. honesty
15. toilet seat

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