Three men – a Hindu, a Jew, and an Italian – were walking along a country road when it started to rain. They stopped at a nearby farmhouse to ask for shelter for the night. The farmer said, “I’ll be happy to put you up, but there’s only room for two in the guest room, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn.” The Jew volunteered to sleep in the barn, so the Italian and the Hindu settled in for the night. A few minutes later, there was a knock on the guest room door. When they opened it, the Jew was outside.
“Sorry guys,” he said,” But there’s a pig in the barn. My religion says a pig is an unclean animal and I can’t share my living quarters with a pig.” The Hindu said, “I don’t have a problem with pigs, so I’ll sleep in the barn.” The Jew and the Italian went to bed, but a few minutes later they were awakened by a knock. The Hindu came in and said, “There’s a cow in the barn, and my religion says a cow is a filthy animal. I can’t sleep in the barn.” The Italian said, “Pigs and cows don’t bother me, so I’ll sleep in the barn.” The Jew and the Hindu went to bed, but a few minutes later came a knock at the door. When they opened the door, outside were the cow and the pig.
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