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three men stuck on island

there was three men stuck on an island, there was a ship one mile away from the island… they didn’t know that there was a shark half way from the ship. so the white guy goes in first and swims half way but then get’s eatin’ by a shark.. the second one, a chinese guy didn’t see the shark eat the white guy so he swims half way and get’s eatin’ by a shark.. the third one a black guy sees the white guy get eatin’ by a shark so he sings a little song, the song goes like this, ” Oh say can you?” the sharks sings to and says. “BRING YOUR BLACK ASS TO ME!!!!” if you don’t get the song well it’s star spangled banner song.

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  3. Star Spangled
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  7. You might be a redneck if 23
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  12. Prawns
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