As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. “Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?” she asked.
“No, thanks,” replied the vultures. “They’re carrion.”
Funny Jokes:
- Those raccoons are not luggage
- The Christmas airport
- George W. And Moses
- Some last minute requests
- Some last minute requests
- Tighten Up!
- Lawyer quickies 1
- Police and a Blonde
- A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
- Free Sex With Fill Up
- Boarding from what gate?
- A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- Breathalyzer Test
- North vs. South
- Valid identification
