A suspect for shoplifting, a gentleman of Mid-Eastern origin, was in the dock. The judge was having great difficulty in hearing the case because of constant interruptions by the defendant. The defendant kept waving his check book at the jusdge and saying: ‘Yes, yes, okay. I know. I am guilty, I don’t have time for this. Tell me how much is the fine. I will write the check now!’

The Judge very patiently explained due process, and asked the defendant to wait his turn, but the defendant kept interrupting in the same way.

Eventually the judge had heard the case and turned to ask the defendant if he had anything else to say.

There was a repeat of the earlier behaviour, including waving the check book.

The judge looked at him and said, “Very well, sir. Please write me out a check for six months imprisonment.”

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In another case a hardened criminal was sentenced to three months in jail. The felon laughed at the judge and said “Is that the best you can do? Three months? I can do that standing on my head!” The judge looked over the top of his glasses and said: “Have another three, then you can finish on your feet.”

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Funny Jokes:

1. Courtroom Chaos
2. Offer legal advice
3. Lawyers take everything
4. Lawyers take everything
5. Lawyers take everything
6. Frozen chickens
7. From another planet
8. From another planet
9. National Books About the Elelphant
10. Write your code in C
11. Write your code in C
12. Stupid people stories
13. Prosecutor’s name
14. Judge has some fun
15. Back in Court

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