- That it didn’t matter how late I scheduled my first class; I’d sleep right through it. – That I could change so much and barely realize it. – That college kids throw airplanes too. – That if you wear polyester everyone will ask you, “Why are you so dressed up?” – That every clock on campus shows a different time. – That if you were smart in high school–so what? – That I would go to a party the night before a final. – That Chemistry labs require more time than all my classes put together. – That you can know everything and fail a test. – That you can know nothing and ace a test. – That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate. – That MOST of my education would be obtained outside of my classes. – That I would be one of those people my parents warned me about. – That free food served until 10:00 is gone by 9:50. – That Sunday is a figment of the world’s imagination. – That Psychology is really Biology, and that Biology is really Chemistry, – That Chemistry is really Physics, and Physics is really Math.

Funny Jokes:

1. RULES FOR COLLEGE ROOMMATES
2. Chemistry song 16
3. Scaryof College
4. Car use
5. Signs and notices 08
6. Chemistry song 06
7. Daughter in college
8. College Exam Plea
9. Half to the church, half to college
10. Business one-liners 100
11. Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
12. Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
13. Chemistry song 02
14. Twenty Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
15. Chinese learned this

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