A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”

The second man replies “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs.” The man pauses for a half-second and replies “What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?”

Funny Jokes:

1. There are no dogs allowed here
2. No Dogs Allowed
3. You can’t bring that dog in this bar
4. Three Dogs…and a Collie
5. I don’t owe anything for this drink
6. I don’t owe any money
7. I don’t owe anything for this drink
8. Allergic To Beer
9. Three Dogs
10. Some very common traits in two drunks
11. Some very common traits in two drunks
12. Two Scotsmen
13. Some very common traits in two drunks
14. Man in pub
15. ironic

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