A man went into a fancy restaurant and ordered a full-course meal. When the waiter brought the soup, the customer noticed the waiter’s thumb was in the soup. He wasn’t happy about this, but decided to let it go. Then when the waiter brought the main course, he had his thumb in the gravy. Now the customer was angrier but still said nothing. But when the waiter brought coffee, and had his thumb in the coffee, he had had enough.
“Look”, he said, “You had your thumb in the soup, you had your thumb in the gravy, and now you have your thumb in the coffee. What the hell is going on here?”
The waiter replied, “I’m very sorry, sir. But I have terrible arthritis in my thumb, and my doctor advised me to keep it as warm as possible.”
Disgusted, the customer said, “Why don’t you take your arthritic thumb and stick it up your ass?”
And the waiter replied, “Oh, I do, every time I go back to the kitchen.”
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