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Oct/05

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The stoner Poem

Stoners live, and stoners die
but in the end we all get high
sex,drugs,rock n roll
speed, weed, birth control
lifes a bitch and then we die
so fuck the world lets all get high
pots a plant that grows in the ground
if god didnt want it it wouldnt be around so all u preps that think ur cool
shut the fuck up cause stoners rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Peace out guys!!!!)

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