There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.
After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man “What are you staring at?”
“Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and fucked a parrot.
I was wondering if you were my son.”
Funny Jokes:
- A Teenager @ the Mall
- Punk
- done anything wild?
- Why did the punk cross the road?
- Long Joke (not too bad)
- Long Joke (not too bad)
- THE GOOD SAMARITAN
- I’m just trying to be helpful
- The Trick
- I’m just trying to be helpful
- Drunken Confession
- Robber met animals
- A drunken man
- Tight Pants
- Drunk
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