A bartender notices a pirate walk into his bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The pirate walks up and says “yar, give me a pint of your finest brew.” The bartender gets him his drink and thinks nothing of it.
After a while and a few beers later the bartender finally asks, “sir I noticed you have a steering wheel down your pants.”
“Yar” says the pirate, “I surely do”.
The bartender then asks, “if you don’t mind, would you tell me why you have a steering wheel down your pants?”
The pirate looks him the eye and says “Yar, its drivin me nuts!”
Funny Jokes:
- the pirate
- Pirate
- well blow me down
- The Pirates wheel
- the real wheel
- stearing wheel
- Ship’s Wheel
- The Wheel
- A pirate at the local bar
- A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- frisky pirate
- You knew I was the shit once you smelled
- Captain Hook
- Arrrrr…
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