After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, “I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers,’ a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.
The guy from Guiness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guiness?” and the Guiness resident replies “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”
Funny Jokes:
- Beer President’s Have a Beer
- Beer Festival
- THE BEST BEER
- Beer
- Beer Machismo
- Allergic To Beer
- 3 Please
- spit on my beer
- A HANDFUL OF FAMOUS BEER QUOTES
- All I want is a beer!
- A guy walks into a bar and asks
- A guy walks into a bar and asks…
- Still Needs A Title
- I\\\’m a Fun-gi!
- Forgetful Bartender
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