After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.”

The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.”

He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The Guinness president replies, “Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”

Funny Jokes:

1. Beer President’s Have a Beer
2. Beer Festival
3. The Best Beer
4. Beer
5. Beer Machismo
6. Allergic To Beer
7. 3 Please
8. spit on my beer
9. A HANDFUL OF FAMOUS BEER QUOTES
10. All I want is a beer!
11. The customs of an Irishman
12. Drinking Contest
13. Still Needs A Title
14. Advantages beer&pussy
15. Chinese bar

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