1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida’s Mascot.
7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you’re suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
Funny Jokes:
- Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
- Animalsthe Fridge!
- King of the Jungle…
- King of the Jungle…
- A man and giraff
- Quiz For My Smart Friends
- 10 Signs that show youre drunk
- a bloke walks into a bar…….
- Elephants II
- Lion’s and Monkeys and Bears
- A game of animal football
- A game of animal football
- A game of animal football
- Elephant One Liners
- Scared Monkey
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