A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says “Have you been good?”

Little Girl, “Yes, Santa, very good.”

Santa, “What would you like for Christmas?”

Little Girl, “I want Barbie and G. I. Joe.”

Santa, “G. I. Joe? Doesn’t Barbie come with Ken?

Little Girl, “No, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken. But she comes with G. I. Joe.”

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This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

“Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named “Mighty Storm”?

“Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.”

“Why is my sister named “Cornflower”?

“Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her.”

“And why is my other sister called “Moonchild”?

“We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.”

“Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”

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This 40 year old guy is driving home from work and he pulls into his driveway, walked up to his apartment, and then sees his girlfriend with her bag packed up. He says, “Honey, why are you leaving me”
she say, ” cus I hear you’re a pedifile!”

He responds, “Pedifile?… Thats a pretty big word for a 10 year old, don’t you think?”

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