dirty bar jokes, Joke of the Day
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?”
The guy says, “I’m from Iowa.”
The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in Iowa?”
The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?”
The guy says “I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s OK boys, he’s one of us!”
Woman walks into a bar with a Goose
bar man say” Who you looking at u Silly Goose!?!?!?”
The woman says, ” Who you Talking to, me or my goose?”
Bar man replies “You, You Daft Goose!”