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The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandprotocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices,even if it meant time-sharing.One evening he arrived home, just as the Sun was crashing and had parked hisMotorola 6800 in the main drive (he missed the 5100 bus that morning ., whenhe noticed an elegant piece of hardware escorting her daisy wheels in hisgarden. He thought to himself, “She looks user-friendly,” “I’ll see if she’dlike an update tonight.”Mini was her name, and she was delightfull, engineered with eyes like COBOL anda Prime mainframe architecture that set Micro’s peripherals networking all overthe place.He browsed over to her casually, admiring the power of her twin 32 bit floatingpoint processors and inquired “How are you Honey Well?.” “Yes I am well,” sheresponded, batting her optical fibres engagingly and smoothing her console overher curvilinear functions.Micro settled for a straight line approximation. “I’m stand-alone tonight,” hesaid, “How about computing a vector to my base address?” “I will cut out a byteto eat, and maybe we could get an offset later on.”Mini ran a priority process for 2.6 milliseconds then transmitted OK. “I’vebeen dumped myself recently, and a new page is just what I need to refresh mydisks. I’ll park my machine cycle in your background and meet you inside. Shewalked off, leaving Micro admiring her solenoids and thinking, “Wow, what aglobal variable, I wonder if she’d like my firmware?.”They sat down at the process table to a top of form feed of fiche and chips anda bucket of bawdots. Mini was in conversational mode and expanded on ambiguousarguments while Micro gave occasional acknowlegments, although, in reality, hewas analyzing the shortest and least critical path to her entry point. Hefinally settled on the old “would you like to see my benchmark subroutine?” butMini was again one step ahead.Suddenly she was up and stripping off her parity bits to reveal the fullfunctionality of her operating software. “Let’s get Basic, you RAM,” she said.Micro was loaded by this stage, but his hardware polling module had a processorof it’s own and was in danger of overflowing its output buffer (a hang-up thatMicro had consulted his analyst about.. “Core,” was all he could say, as sheprepared to log him off.Micro soon recovered, however, when he went down on the DEC and opened herdevice files to reveal her data set ready. He accessed his fully packed rootdevice and was about to start pushing her CPU stack, when she attempted anescape sequence ….”No, No” she cried, “You are not shielded.”"Reset, Baby,” he replied, “I’ve been debugged.”"But I haven’t got my current loop enabled, and I can’t support childprocesses,” she protested.”Don’t run away,” he said, “I will generate an interrupt.”"No that’s too error prone, and I can’t abort because of my design philosophy.”Micro was locked in by this stage though, and could not be turned off. But Minisoon stopped his thrashing by introducing a voltage spike into his main supply,whereupon he fell over with a head crash and went to sleep.”Computers,” She thought as she compiled herself, “All they ever think of isHEX.”
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The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and inless than a week, had all the information that he needed on the “other man”.The husband convinced himself that his would still be a loving and trustworthy marriage had not this S.O.B. come onto thescene. Being a man of the 90′s and all, he decided to handle the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated and business-likemanner.He sent the following e-mail to his wife’s lover: Sir, It has been brought to my attention that for some time now you have been carrying on an affair with my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM on Friday next.The “other man” was highly amused by the husband’s formal manner and sent off the following reply at once: Dear Sir, I have received a copy of your mass mailing this morning. You may be advised that I will attend the scheduled conference in your Office’s auditorium.
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10. When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9. You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. 8. Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family. 7. Your computer is your ONLY friend. 6. You think cyber sex is better than real sex. 5. You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I’LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL.. 4. You type 40 words a minute with two fingers. 3. Your twins are named RAM & ROM. 2. After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated. 1. YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!
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