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		<title>One Liners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A. A tick falls off of you when you die.
Q. Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A. To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Q. What do you have when 100 Lawyers are buried up to [...]


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		<title>Excess billing hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. [...]


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		<title>Learning a lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 05:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A prominent lawyer&#8217;s son dreamed of following in his father&#8217;s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father&#8217;s firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney.At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father&#8217;s office, and said, [...]


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		<title>Old dying lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 07:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. &#8220;The old fool,&#8221; she thought, &#8220;I knew I should [...]


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		<title>Some last minute requests</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 05:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sahil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, &#8220;Give it to me straight. How long have I got?&#8221; The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the night. The man then said, &#8220;Call for my lawyer.&#8221; When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his [...]


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