Father asks his son:
- See that little bird with a straw? Do you know what she needs straws for?
- For Coke?

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A mother and the daughter are standing in front of the Venus de Milo. The mother says.
- Look. This is what happens to girls who chew their fingernails.

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The little boy walks into his father’s bedroom and
catches him putting on a condom.

He says, “What are you doing, Pop? The father
stutters “I’m going to kill a mouse, son.”

The kid says, “What are you going to do, fuck him
to death?”

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