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These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn’t know what to do, so he called 911.
When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead.
The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the line and said ok he’s dead for sure.
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Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, “I don’t think much of this budgie jumping.”The other moron replies, “Yeah, I’m not too keen on this paragliding either.”
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A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”
“I would love to,” replied the husband, “but I don’t know her well enough.”
