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		<title>Cats New Year Resolutions</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1..I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs,then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that i&#8217;m getting plenty of roughage.
2..I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.
3..I will not perch on my humans chest in the middle of the night and stare into her [...]


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		<title>Rules for dealing with stray cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
moistened with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats [...]


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		<title>Back in Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 15:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A repeat offender was brought before the judge, who said, &#8220;Haven&#8217;t I seen you in here several times before? And didn&#8217;t I tell you I never wanted to see you in here again?&#8221;
The offender replied, &#8220;Yes, Your Honor, that&#8217;s exactly what I told the officer, but he insisted I come anyway!&#8221;


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