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Oct/05

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Swollen

This guy goes to a doctor for some consulting regarding a ’problem’ with his penis…

Guy: Dr. I have a problem with my penis…
Dr.: Let’s have a look then…
Guy: OK…but you have to promise not to laugh…
Dr.: Hey, c’mon…how bad can it be…
Guy: PROMISE!!
Dr.: O Alright…

The guy reveals his penis….and the Dr. starts cracking up laughing and laughing until his stomach starts acheing and adds…

Dr:…SIR!! IN MY ENTIRE PROFESSIONAL CAREER, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PENIS THAT SMALL…I can’t even see the little fella…!!!!! There before him was the tiniest penis he had ever seen…

The guy, unsurprised waits for the doctor to settle down….

Dr.: My apologies….So…what seems to be the problem…

Guy.: It’s swollen..

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