A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, “Doctor, please come quickly. My husband just swallowed a mouse and he’s gagging and thrashing about.”

“I’ll be right over,” the doctor said. “In the meantime, keep waving a piece of cheese over his mouth to try to attract the mouse up and out of there.”

When the doctor arrived, he saw the wife waving a piece of smoked herring over her husband’s mouth.

“Uhh, I told you to use cheese, not herring, to lure the mouse.”

“I know, doc,” she replied, “but first I’ve got to get the darn cat out of him!”

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4. Swallowed a Pillow
5. My son swallowed the can opener
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8. Old Man and Sperm
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10. The Mouse
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