You might be a stoner if…….

1 You have ever asked your teacher you will smoke her out for an (A)
2 If you were on your way to the store for some munchie food and just kept walking right past it.
3 If you had food right in front of you and you went to the kitchen.
4 If a cop sees you smokin and he asks you if he can smoke or you go to jail and you tell him to fuck off.
5 If it wernt for the last minute NOTHING would get done.
6 If all thats on your mind is “pipe,bong,joint,blunt,water bong or gas mask” just to think of what to use next.
7 If you get list on the second hand on your clock.
8 If you dont know what to do,Walk fast and look worried.

If you ever got cought smokin pot by a cop dont worry you still have some at home.

dont ask wher that came from.

Funny Jokes:

1. *You Are A Stoner If…*
2. Stoner Steps
3. Stoner Steps
4. All Good Jokes Fu*k Yeah
5. Cube Sucks
6. Cube Sucks
7. Blink 182(Drug Remix)
8. Best of all listed
9. Blink 182(Drug Remix)
10. I Dont Need A Title Do I?
11. poem OF THC
12. You know your a Stoner
13. stoner poem
14. Its been awile…..since i could do this
15. *Only A True Stoner Can Read This*

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