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Oct/05

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Splitter

A pitcher was in the bottom of the ninth with two outs and a man on second. The count was 0-2. The catcher signaled for a fastball, but the pitcher waved it off. He called for a curveball with the same result, and the same went for the change-up. Only one pitch left… the Splitter. This was the pitcher’s most dangerous pitch. The catcher settled in chuckling to himself. The pitcher got set began his stretch, but just before he released the ball his pants ripped and he fell down and broke his leg never to play again.
“Haha,” the batter laughed. “You ripped your pants!”
All the pitcher could do was cry.

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  2. Rookie Pitcher
  3. THE SCOTSMAN AT THE BASEBALL GAME
  4. The Scotsman At The Baseball Game
  5. How did you break YOUR leg??
  6. How did you break YOUR leg??
  7. Baseball For Scotsmen
  8. Baseball for Scotsmen
  9. A scotsman at a baseball game
  10. A Scottish Tourist At His First Baseball Game…
  11. Divine Golf
  12. TEE TIME IN HELL
  13. mail man/yankee pitcher
  14. Watch real baseball
  15. Amazing golf ball

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