There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, “License and Registration please.”
“It’s okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this,” she said smiling.
“That’s impossible!” The officer replied, “I’ve never heard of such a license.”
To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, “Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration.”
She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, “Can you see this?? It says so right here: ‘Tear Along The Dotted Line’.”
Funny Jokes:
- A BLONDE POLICE STOP
- Blonde Police Officer
- driving license
- driving license
- SPEEDING TICKET
- Outrageous lying
- Outrageous lying
- Outrageous lying
- the cop and the blonde
- Blonde Cops
- Police and a Blonde
- Breathalyzer Test
- Fishing License
- Philly Cops
- Eating Pizza
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