A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator,” he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. “Never mind,” he said with a hiccup, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”
Funny Jokes:
- Someone stole things from me
- Drunk Thief
- Stupid drunk blonde
- Stupid drunk blonde
- White America
- Answering machine message 49
- The Emergency
- At The Superbowl
- Super Bowl Tragedy
- How to Know where a Driver is from
- Bad Car Day
- I suppose I earned enough
- An extremely loyal fan
- An extremely loyal fan
- Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
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