Q: A stoner on the left and a stoner on the right, who wins?

A: Who win’s what?

3 stoners walk into a friends house and chilled and smoked the herb.
After that they ordered pizza and some Taco Bell.
The pizza guy gets there and gives them the pizza and asks for $47.86
Just then the stoner said “Aight hold on a minute.”
He’s gone for about 5 min.
The pizza guy knocks on the door to see what the howd up is.
No answer so he does it again even louder (no response)
This goes on for about an hour and a half and the Stoner finally came out.
The pizza guy said “did you eat the whole pizza already?
The Stoner said “Yeah, but I came to tell you that it might take a while longer, we keep losing count on these fucking pennies.”

Funny Jokes:

1. Just It The Read
2. :::Thought *Up*Shit:::
3. Look Inside Your Home
4. funny shit
5. There were two blondes going to California
6. Funny Shit!!!!!!
7. very funny shit
8. very funny shit
9. Whos At The Door?
10. Battle Ship
11. *Only A True Stoner Can Read This*
12. you no ure a stoner when
13. AL GORE I am!
14. How far to the town?
15. J u s t g o o d j o k e !

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