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So So Ugly

I’m so Ugly I use one of those Carnival mirrors to look normal.
I smell so bad I crap my pants to smell better.
I’m so Ugly that the freak show said I was too ugly.
I didn’t fall out of the ugly tree, I was standing next to it and it struck by lightning. So my whole body was covered in ugly splinters which can’t be removed.
I didn’t fall out of the ugly tree it fell on me.

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