Skool for blondes

Day1:

A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”

Mum replies: “yes dear”

Day 2:

“We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”

Mum replies: “yes dear”

Day 3:

“We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I’m a 36DD. Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”

Mum replies: “No dear, it’s because your 25″

Funny Jokes:

1. Because I’m Blonde?
2. This is Funny read this
3. Salty
4. Blondes Mother Died
5. Kentucky Kid
6. Nearly lost Mum
7. Boy Sees Elephant
8. Back seat
9. Magic Lamp
10. Toilet paper
11. Stupid blondes
12. Paddys job interview
13. Stupid blondes
14. billy
15. The Miracle of tp

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