SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 5:00AM.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” Makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh!”

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”

5. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap!”

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain’t listening.”

2. Was recently pulled over for “driving under the influence of cottage cheese.”

1. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.

Funny Jokes:

1. A man walks into a bar
2. Changing number terms
3. Bar Food
4. Talking Dog
5. Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
6. The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
7. yeahboiiii
8. no eyes no legs
9. Signs and notices 10
10. A WIG AND A POO
11. The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
12. tweaker vs. crackhead
13. Three Dogs…and a Collie
14. Who can say this sentence?
15. Secret Circle

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