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Oct/05

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Seven Wise Men

Seven wise men with knowlege so fine created a pussy to their own design.
1st was a bucher smart as a wit using a knife he gave it a slit
2nd Was a carpenter big and bold with a hammer and chisle he gave it a hole
3rd was a tailor tall and thin with the softest red velvet he lined it within
4th was a hunter short and stout with the finest fox fur he lined it without
5th was a preacher who’s name was McGee He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee
6th was a fisherman nasty as hell he thru in a fish just to give it a smell
7th was a sailor a dirty old runt he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

Funny Jokes:

  1. Seven Wise Men
  2. The Creation of a Pussy
  3. The preacher is dying
  4. After giving a sermon
  5. Business one-liners 17
  6. offensive
  7. Lacking all religion
  8. blind man and a dirty fork
  9. FILLING
  10. Not so wise
  11. The preacher buys a parrot
  12. The preacher buys a parrot
  13. The preacher buys a parrot
  14. Two fools are about to go flying
  15. The preacher buys a parrot

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