A man meets his m8s in a pub n gets really really fucking drunk. He then turns around to his mates and says
” oh im really horny i need to fuck something now”
so his mates take him to the nearest whore house where the manager says
” o im sorry we only have one whore left and shes just over 80″
he says
“i dont care i need t fuck summat now”
so he goes to her room n shes waiting for him and starts trying to get his dick in but he cant. So she says
“ok just a minute”
comes back in 2 minutes later and his dick slides straight in. He says
” well wot did u do?”
She said
” o i just picked the scabs”

Funny Jokes:

1. thats the shit i’m talkin about
2. Pet Frog
3. the three indians and bob
4. laser
5. Indian in whorehouse
6. 3 whores
7. Sandy Sandpaper
8. quik sand
9. Brazil v Scotland
10. dont fuck my daughter
11. the real way tru LUV works
12. The American Way
13. A Whore Biker and Pope Joke
14. Sandpaper Sally
15. Get me a Beer

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