there’s this lady looking for her husband so she goes to the pearly gates
(heaven) and she says to saint peter ’’im lookin for my husband, he goes by the name of smith, is he here?’’ and saint peter ’’well mam, he probly is here but we must have a million smiths in here! your going to have to be more specific!’’ she says ’’ well ok he also goes by the name of jeff smith’’ and he says ’’ sorry mam you still need to be more specific, can u tell me sumthin about him?’’ she says ’’ well, just before he died he said that he would turn in his grave if i ever cheated oin him!’’ and saint peter said
’’ oh, you mean spinning smith!!!!’’

Funny Jokes:

1. Filling in for St. Peter
2. St Peter and a minister
3. the meaning of Easter
4. Dealing with a lawyer
5. Sister Margaret died…
6. It finally happened
7. Bush, Einstein and Picasso
8. Lawyers Abode (Classic)
9. To Fry a Peter
10. Jesse joke
11. Collingwood Fan in Heaven
12. WINNERS ON DISPLAY
13. Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
14. Musician jokes
15. Careful when you wish

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