One day this kid was scared so he asked his dad if he could sleep with him he said “Yea sure but i sleep naked so dont look under the covers” the son looked under the covers and said wats that daddy thats my rubber ducky. can i play with ur rubber ducky. not right now son. the kid woke up in the middle of the night and said “can i play with it now?” the dad was haft asleep and said “yea sure”. that morning the dad woke up and said wat happend to his wife and she said ask ur son he said “son wat happend”?he said “i was playing with ur rubber ducky and it spit at me so i bit its head off”.
Funny Jokes:
- Rubber Ducky
- girl and daddy
- Flying Rubber
- For Bird Lovers!
- whats that?
- Dog Rules
- This could be the one!
- A dad and his son…
- A dad and his son…
- Rules for dealing with stray cats
- Switching bodies
- The teddy bear
- NEWLYWED SECRETS
- Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
- Papa Bear
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